do you ever wake up angry about something
I remember when teen titans was bout somethin
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
Are we sure Nightvale isn’t actually in Australia?????
I am an ER nurse. I am so tired of bringing a patient meds and having the whole family ask “Did the doctor recommend that?” No, the janitor thought some norepinephrine might fix your mom’s BP of 50/10, but she seemed pretty confident so I went with it.
Red: the ink of angry pens
Black: the coffee in my glass
Red: my final starts at dawn
Black: i’m gonna fail this class
We’re a team, aren’t we? And I’m so proud of my victors. So proud. You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.
I’m throwing myself in the trash rn holy shit
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
Red - the blood of angry men
Black - the dark of ages past
Red - a world about to dawn
Black - the night that ends at last
- Les Misérables: Red and Black Part I (Rouge, la flamme de la colère)
Gif Meme // Les Misérables with French lyrics
Red - the flame of anger
Black - the night of ignorance
Red - a world being born
Black - the death of hope
i want a sugar mama in my life
not what i had in mind but she will do
Consistency is key.
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.